Post by Slone on Mar 14, 2012 20:07:16 GMT -8
Title: Return of the Prodigal Daughter; Chapter 1: Hogwarts Express
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,867
Warnings (for this chapter): Swearing lots of swearing, tasteless jokes,
Summary: Lily Evans-Potter took a secret to the grave, a daughter, whose father had no clue she exists until a quartet of American Witches come to school at Hogwarts. With Voldemort back lines in the sand will be drawn, blood, loyalty and courage will be tried and tested. Set during books 5,6 and 7.
~*~
“Oh…my…god,” Rosaline Addams a green eyed, red head said as she threw Rolling Stone Magazine she was reading on to the floor in distain, “mother sounds like a fucking martyr in that article.”
“Don’t read Perez Hilton then, she sounds like a blithering idiot,” Lena a blond haired blue eyed teen said with a sigh reading People Magazine.
“If it weren’t for you two we wouldn’t be here,” Scarlett a dark skinned, brunette with amber eyes snapped from behind The London Times.
“Oh do not put all of this on us Scarlett, I distinctly remember you in bed with Dean Merlin.” Lena snapped.
“Cool it you two, it’s all our faults.” Darcy said another brunette but a shade or two lighter than her adoptive sisters almost black hair with hazel green eyes.
“You bitch you slept with Dean too,” Rosaline said with a smirk.
“Yeah you have an issue with that?” Scar asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Hell no, Dean is fun in bed,” Rosaline said with a laugh.
“In coming,” Dee said looking out the window to see platform nine and three-quarters starting to fill up with students and parents. The four sisters squished into the window after Dee placed a spell on the window to make it look like no one was looking out of it.
“Speak of the Devil,” Lena said tapping the window pointing out Dean Thomas.
“Do you think any of his friends know what he does in the summer?” Dee asked with a smirk.
“If they don’t, they will soon enough,” Rosaline said as Lena and she high fived.
“Who are the red heads?” Lena asked looking at two red headed twins.
“Screw the red heads who is the blond,” Rosaline asked spotting an aristocratic blond flanked by two henchmen.
“I plan on it,” Lena snarked as Scar asked, “What is it with you and blonds Rosaline?”
“Oh…my…god…is that…” Dee stuttered pointing out Harry Potter.
“Breath Darcy!” Scar, Lena and Rosaline yelled trying not to laugh at their sister’s hero crush on Harry Potter savoir of the Wizarding world.
“It’s Harry Potter, I need to do my hair, my make-up and change,” Dee said in a rush. Scar sighed and hit Dee with a stunning spell.
“Sorry Dee had to be done,” Scar said lifting Dee onto one of the benches as the door to their compartment was pulled open to show Dean and another boy.
“Hello Dean,” Lena, Rosaline and Scar said laughing in delight.
“What the hell are the four of you doing here?” Dean asked hugging each girl and waved to Dee.
“Spreading our own form of insanity school by school,” Rosaline said with a smirk.
“I heard you were grounded,” Dean said.
“Yeah, well, you can’t believe everything the press writes,” Rosaline said with a shrug sitting back down.
“So Dean who’s your friend,” Lena asked.
“Seamus Finnigan at your service,” Seamus said and kissed the back of Lean’s hand. Scar and Rosaline hummed Queen’s Another One Bites the Dust.
“Good God I thought the insanity was from being on the road.” Dean said flopping down on the bench opposite of Dee and next to Rosaline.
“Hell no,” Rosaline said dropping the spell on Dee.
“You suck, Scar,” Dee said.
“,and swallows,” Dean and Rosaline finished the joke laughing.
“This school year is going to be insane!” Dean said with a laugh.
“Would you expect anything less from the four of us?” Dee asked and poked Lena who had started making out with Seamus.
“No, now what the hell were your parents thinking about sending you to Hogwarts?” Dean asked.
“To quote our mother the only place on God’s green Earth where you will be cut off from everyone and everything you hold dear.” Rosaline said with disdain.
“Shite,” Dean said.
“Did you hear Morgana is grounded?” a girl said in the corridor.
“No way, that’s just rumor,” a boy said.
“Who is Morgana?” another boy asked.
“They’re a Muggle band whom says they are witches, they are like the Spice Girls. They sing and they dance while wearing crazy clothes.” The girl said.
“How is leather crazy?” Dee asked looking confused.
“Who are the Spice Girls?” the boy asked.
“Ronald,” the girl sighed in frustration.
“I think this one is empty,” the other boy said pulling open the door to Morgana’s compartment.
“Or not,” Rosaline said with a smirk.
“Oh my god it’s Morgana,” the girl said at the same time as Dee said, “Oh my god it’s Harry Potter!”
“Stupefy,” Rosaline calmly said making Dee slump over.
“Hey Harry, Hermione and Ron,” Dean said.
“How do you know Morgana?” Hermione asked sitting down next to Dean.
“Rude much,” Scar whispered at Rosaline.
“Guys I’d like you to meet Darcy, Lena, Rosaline, and Scarlett otherwise known as Morgana,” Dean said.
“Where are my manners, I’m Hermione Granger, this is Ron Weasley and Harry Potter,” Hermione said holding out her hand. Rosaline and Scar shook the offered hand. As Lena waved as she kept making out with Seamus.
“Sorry Dee’s a little crazy for Harry, she swears I have the same colored eyes as him and Lena just a slut,” Rosaline said and laughed as Lena flipped Rosaline the bird.
“You do have the same eyes,” Hermione stated simply.
“Good to know and Dean what have we told you about keeping a lady waiting,” Rosaline asked.
“You a lady,” Dean snarked.
“Hey Hermione do you listen to The Merlins too,” Scar asked.
“Yes, in love with their song Sunday Morning,” Hermione said.
“Meet Dean Merlin,” Scar said pointing at Dean.
“Hey Hermione were going to find another compartment,” Harry said looking over at Lena and Seamus.
“Don’t worry about them,” Rosaline said as they were in the last train cart snapped her fingers and expanded their compartment with the one across the corridor.
“How did you do that?” Hermione asked with wide eyes.
“Magic,” Rosaline said with a laugh making everyone not stunned or busy laugh.
“Ok rumor or fact did you sleep with Victor Krum?” Dean asked looking at Rosaline.
“Rumor, Did you really play the entire Berlin show naked,” Rosaline asked.
“Fact,” Dean said.
“Go Dean! Go Dean!” Scar and Rosaline chanted while high fiving.
“I think Dee is ready to kill someone,” Dean said seeing the murderous look in Dee’s eyes.
“Dee no fan girl-ing,” Rosaline said and ended the spell.
“You do realize this is war now,” Dee growled.
“Bring it, Lena and I trounced you and Scar the last time.” Rosaline smirked.
“If you and Lena are in any house but Slytherin I will be shocked.” Dean said conversationally.
“You’re just saying that because of my Patronus,” Rosaline said with a roll of her eyes as the whistle blew, “Wake me when we get to school.”
“Dramamine,” Scar asked.
“Yep,” Rosaline said popping a tablet into her mouth and dry swallowing it. Not two minutes was quietly snoring with her head on Dean’s lap and her feet on Scar’s.
“Don’t you two have Prefect meeting to go to?” Dean asked looking at Ron and Hermione.
“Sorry Harry,” Ron mumbled and left with Hermione.
“Dean how did you become a rock star,” Harry asked picking up the discarded magazine to see The Merlins gracing the cover.
Dean started a long and terribly funny story about a Muggle karaoke bar, fake IDs and way too much beer.
“That sounds like Tokyo this past tour,” Scar said thoughtfully.
“Oh God, do you remember the Fugu debacle?” Dee asked with a laugh.
“You are never going to let Joey forget that,” Dean said with a sigh.
“Nope, how is Joey doing?” Dee asked with a dreamy smile.
“He’s good going back to Eton,” Dean said with a knowing smirk.
“What are weekends like at Hogwarts?” Dee asked.
“Boring unless there is a Quidditch match or Hogsmead weekend,”
Dee made a thoughtful noise and smirked tapping her bottom of her lip with a finger.
“I don’t think you-know-who is going to want Hogwarts after the four of you get through with it.” Dean said thinking of the horrors that were about to be inflected upon Hogwarts.
“Excellent,” Scar and Dee said in an almost perfect imitation of Monty Burns.
“I want my mummy,” Dean bemoaned Harry looked on worried.
“Lena! You have the record for longest snog could you get a room all ready!” Dee huffed as Lena and Seamus landed in her lap.
“Sorry sis,” Lena said with a giggle and went back to making out with Seamus.
“Is she always like that?” Harry asked eyes wide.
“Sadly she has no shame,” Dee said with a sigh glaring at Lena.
“Gryffindor,” Dean mumbled with a roll of his eyes.
“What house do you think I’ll be in?” Scar asked.
“I’ve always thought Hufflepuff but I think you’d get bored without the insanity in your life,” Dean said looking at Lena and Rosaline.
“I’m ok wherever the hat puts me as long as I can get my homework done on time,” Dee said with a shrug.
“Ravenclaw,” Dean said with a nod of his head.
“You really see Lena and Rosaline in Slytherin?” Sam asked and bit her lip.
“I really can see Rosaline there. Lena could be in either Slytherin or Gryffindor I’m putting money on Gryffindor, God help us all if she is and hangs out with Fred and George.” Dean said with a sigh.
“What about Slytherin’s reputation,” Scar asked worried for her little sister.
“It is what it is,” Dean said with a shrug, “you know Rosaline she’ll take it by storm.”
“I just don’t want her to be hurt she puts on a good front,” Scar said brushing the hair out of Rosaline’s eyes.
“She can always choose where to go,” Harry said speaking up.
“What?” Dean, Scar, and Dee asked.
“She can choose which house she wants to be in, I did,” Harry said and bit his lip as he stared at Rosaline.
“What house did you choose not to go in?” Scar asked.
“Slytherin,”
“Is it really that bad?” Dee asked looking worried for her sister. Harry looked torn at the prospect of his mother’s twin being in Slytherin or telling the truth.
“Please Harry,” Dean said softly.
“I wonder at times what it would have been like if I had let the hat place me in Slytherin instead of choosing Gryffindor. At the same time I know Gryffindor is home for me. The Slytherin’s as Dean can agree with me tend to be very uptight. They are stuck up tossers who hate all Muggle borns and half bloods.” Harry said his hands clenching.
“Tell them the worst part of it Harry,” Dean said stroking Rosaline’s hair.
“They are the servants of Voldemort.” Harry said with resignation.
“Isn’t Voldemort dead?” Scar asked with a confused look on her face.
“No, he was resurrected back in June,” Harry said.
“You’re lying,” Dee said fear in her eyes.
“I watch him come back to life after a classmate was murder and blood was taken from me!” Harry yelled. Making the windows rattle as the lights flickered. Rosaline turned over and shivered.
Scar and Dee looked at each other conversing silently Dee’s hands went up as if to yell at Scar. Scar raised an eyebrow with a sigh. Dee shook her head as Scar nodded with a resignation on her face.
“What are you two talking about?” Dean asked.
“Rituals, the kind that can bring back the dead,” Darcy said with a sigh.
“How would you two know about them? They aren’t taught in school.” Dean said.
“Well we have never been to school, but we were home schooled by Jack Cougar.” Scar said.
“The scary looking head of your security,” Dean asked eyes wide.
“Former Navy SEAL, Wizard and our teacher.” Dee said.
“What rituals did he teach you?” Harry asked.
“About many but there are very few resurrection rituals and they traditionally blow up in your face. The only one that is quote stable unquote, is the Flesh, Bone, Blood ritual,” Scar said and watch Harry’s eye widen in shock, “well shit.”
Darcy and Scarlett had their silent conversation to the background noise of Lena and Seamus’ epic snog session.
“Are we there yet?” Rosaline sleep deepened voice rose up from Dean’s lap.
“We still have several hours before we reach Hogsmead, but did you have a good nap?” Dean asked.
“I hate taking that stuff, I wish I wasn’t allergic to the wasp wings,” Rosaline said rolling over to see Lena still making out.
Leaning down to grab anything to throw at Lena; Rosaline smirked picking up Dee’s copy of North American Almanac: 1850-1950, tossing it at her sister as she yelled, “Oi oh blond one do you think it’s time to take a break, Jesus, Marry and Josef.”
“Ouch fuck,” Lena yelled the book having hit Seamus who in turned bit Lena’s tongue. At the shout Dee and Scar looked up to see Rosaline, Dean, and Harry laughing while blood steamed from Lena’s mouth. Darcy joined Rosaline in laughing at their sister while Scar being the oldest went to go help Lena.
“He bit my tongue,” Lena screamed it was garbled as Seamus yelled his sorry. The door opened to show a red head girl, a blond round faced boy just starting to lose his baby fat in his cheeks and a blond haired girl with far away eyes.
“There you are Harry we’ve been looking for you since we left the train station!” The red head said throwing herself at Harry to give him a hug.
“Sorry Ginny,” Harry said awkwardly hugging the small girl back.
“Girlfriend, Harry?” Rosaline asked with a smirk.
“No,” Harry said quickly as Ginny said, “It’s not like that.”
“I’m kidding, I’m Rosaline Addams, the blond is Lena to one trying to reattach her tongue is Scarlett, and the one laughing like a loon is Darcy.” Rosaline said, “grab a spot, we have plenty of room.”
“Who is reading this?” the blond boy asked picking up the books Rosaline had thrown at Lena.
“That is mine,” Dee said with a smile and asked, “Do you like gardening, Mr…?”
“Longbottom, Neville Longbottom,” Neville said sitting down next to Darcy.
“Well, Mr. Longbottom,” Darcy started as Neville stuttered, “Just Neville is fine.”
“Neville,” Darcy said and smiled as the two talked about plants.
“Just leave me alone Seamus,” Lena yelled once her tongue was fixed crossing her arms with a huff to look out the window.
“Ladies and gents a new world record for the fastest hook-up and break-up at three hours twenty-two minuets goes to Lena Addams and Seamus Finnigan.” Scar drawled.
“I thought I still held that record at fifteen minutes with Nick Carter,” Rosaline said.
“No remember there is a distinction between sex in a coat closet and making out, you still hold the record for the fastest hook-up at twelve minutes with Timberlake.” Scar said.
“What in the bloody hell are you?” Ginny asked mouth hanging open.
“Pop stars, and you are?” Rosaline asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Sorry Rosaline, this is Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood and you remember Neville.” Dean said with a laugh.
“Pop stars at Hogwarts?” Ginny asked confused.
“We’re Morgana,” Scar and Rosaline said together.
“Morgana, The Morgana?” Ginny asked.
“Yes,” Scar said tensing just in case Ginny turned into some kind of psycho fan.
“My roommate Jamie Bell, is never going to believe me!” Ginny said with a laugh, “You are her favorite band.”
“You know what that means oh sister of mine,” Rosaline said with an evil smirk.
“Oh,” Scarlett said with a raised eyebrow.
“We have to introduce ourselves properly,” Rosaline said her smirk changing into a full blown smile.
“What are you two talking about?” Lena asked still ignoring Seamus.
“Starting the school year off right,” Rosaline said flicking both of her eyebrows up.
“The going to get in trouble before school starts kinda right,” Lena asked.
“Oh dear God,” Dean said with a sigh when Scarlett and Rosaline nodded. Harry just looked at the four American witches and asked,
“What are you going to do?”
“What we do best,” Lena said with a smirk as Rosaline got Dee.
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,867
Warnings (for this chapter): Swearing lots of swearing, tasteless jokes,
Summary: Lily Evans-Potter took a secret to the grave, a daughter, whose father had no clue she exists until a quartet of American Witches come to school at Hogwarts. With Voldemort back lines in the sand will be drawn, blood, loyalty and courage will be tried and tested. Set during books 5,6 and 7.
~*~
MORGANA GROUNDED
The pop super group Morgana has been grounded by their parents/managers for the ongoing shenanigans the girls has been conceiving all tour. We all remember The Barcelona Riot and The Burning of Calcutta, no comment from any of the members of Morgana on their grounding.
Lisa Addams did have this to say, “We are deeply disappointed in how our daughters have conducted themselves but they shouldn’t be to fully to blame for their actions in the past year. I as a parents have to take on that burden having been more focused on my children’s careers instead of their well being. The girls will be going to a privet boarding school in Scotland to be normal children again. John and I hope that the next school year will help the girls to reconnect to their fans. Hopefully this year apart will allow all of us to relearn how to be a family again”
Morgana’s record label couldn’t be reached before printing.
The pop super group Morgana has been grounded by their parents/managers for the ongoing shenanigans the girls has been conceiving all tour. We all remember The Barcelona Riot and The Burning of Calcutta, no comment from any of the members of Morgana on their grounding.
Lisa Addams did have this to say, “We are deeply disappointed in how our daughters have conducted themselves but they shouldn’t be to fully to blame for their actions in the past year. I as a parents have to take on that burden having been more focused on my children’s careers instead of their well being. The girls will be going to a privet boarding school in Scotland to be normal children again. John and I hope that the next school year will help the girls to reconnect to their fans. Hopefully this year apart will allow all of us to relearn how to be a family again”
Morgana’s record label couldn’t be reached before printing.
“Oh…my…god,” Rosaline Addams a green eyed, red head said as she threw Rolling Stone Magazine she was reading on to the floor in distain, “mother sounds like a fucking martyr in that article.”
“Don’t read Perez Hilton then, she sounds like a blithering idiot,” Lena a blond haired blue eyed teen said with a sigh reading People Magazine.
“If it weren’t for you two we wouldn’t be here,” Scarlett a dark skinned, brunette with amber eyes snapped from behind The London Times.
“Oh do not put all of this on us Scarlett, I distinctly remember you in bed with Dean Merlin.” Lena snapped.
“Cool it you two, it’s all our faults.” Darcy said another brunette but a shade or two lighter than her adoptive sisters almost black hair with hazel green eyes.
“You bitch you slept with Dean too,” Rosaline said with a smirk.
“Yeah you have an issue with that?” Scar asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Hell no, Dean is fun in bed,” Rosaline said with a laugh.
“In coming,” Dee said looking out the window to see platform nine and three-quarters starting to fill up with students and parents. The four sisters squished into the window after Dee placed a spell on the window to make it look like no one was looking out of it.
“Speak of the Devil,” Lena said tapping the window pointing out Dean Thomas.
“Do you think any of his friends know what he does in the summer?” Dee asked with a smirk.
“If they don’t, they will soon enough,” Rosaline said as Lena and she high fived.
“Who are the red heads?” Lena asked looking at two red headed twins.
“Screw the red heads who is the blond,” Rosaline asked spotting an aristocratic blond flanked by two henchmen.
“I plan on it,” Lena snarked as Scar asked, “What is it with you and blonds Rosaline?”
“Oh…my…god…is that…” Dee stuttered pointing out Harry Potter.
“Breath Darcy!” Scar, Lena and Rosaline yelled trying not to laugh at their sister’s hero crush on Harry Potter savoir of the Wizarding world.
“It’s Harry Potter, I need to do my hair, my make-up and change,” Dee said in a rush. Scar sighed and hit Dee with a stunning spell.
“Sorry Dee had to be done,” Scar said lifting Dee onto one of the benches as the door to their compartment was pulled open to show Dean and another boy.
“Hello Dean,” Lena, Rosaline and Scar said laughing in delight.
“What the hell are the four of you doing here?” Dean asked hugging each girl and waved to Dee.
“Spreading our own form of insanity school by school,” Rosaline said with a smirk.
“I heard you were grounded,” Dean said.
“Yeah, well, you can’t believe everything the press writes,” Rosaline said with a shrug sitting back down.
“So Dean who’s your friend,” Lena asked.
“Seamus Finnigan at your service,” Seamus said and kissed the back of Lean’s hand. Scar and Rosaline hummed Queen’s Another One Bites the Dust.
“Good God I thought the insanity was from being on the road.” Dean said flopping down on the bench opposite of Dee and next to Rosaline.
“Hell no,” Rosaline said dropping the spell on Dee.
“You suck, Scar,” Dee said.
“,and swallows,” Dean and Rosaline finished the joke laughing.
“This school year is going to be insane!” Dean said with a laugh.
“Would you expect anything less from the four of us?” Dee asked and poked Lena who had started making out with Seamus.
“No, now what the hell were your parents thinking about sending you to Hogwarts?” Dean asked.
“To quote our mother the only place on God’s green Earth where you will be cut off from everyone and everything you hold dear.” Rosaline said with disdain.
“Shite,” Dean said.
“Did you hear Morgana is grounded?” a girl said in the corridor.
“No way, that’s just rumor,” a boy said.
“Who is Morgana?” another boy asked.
“They’re a Muggle band whom says they are witches, they are like the Spice Girls. They sing and they dance while wearing crazy clothes.” The girl said.
“How is leather crazy?” Dee asked looking confused.
“Who are the Spice Girls?” the boy asked.
“Ronald,” the girl sighed in frustration.
“I think this one is empty,” the other boy said pulling open the door to Morgana’s compartment.
“Or not,” Rosaline said with a smirk.
“Oh my god it’s Morgana,” the girl said at the same time as Dee said, “Oh my god it’s Harry Potter!”
“Stupefy,” Rosaline calmly said making Dee slump over.
“Hey Harry, Hermione and Ron,” Dean said.
“How do you know Morgana?” Hermione asked sitting down next to Dean.
“Rude much,” Scar whispered at Rosaline.
“Guys I’d like you to meet Darcy, Lena, Rosaline, and Scarlett otherwise known as Morgana,” Dean said.
“Where are my manners, I’m Hermione Granger, this is Ron Weasley and Harry Potter,” Hermione said holding out her hand. Rosaline and Scar shook the offered hand. As Lena waved as she kept making out with Seamus.
“Sorry Dee’s a little crazy for Harry, she swears I have the same colored eyes as him and Lena just a slut,” Rosaline said and laughed as Lena flipped Rosaline the bird.
“You do have the same eyes,” Hermione stated simply.
“Good to know and Dean what have we told you about keeping a lady waiting,” Rosaline asked.
“You a lady,” Dean snarked.
“Hey Hermione do you listen to The Merlins too,” Scar asked.
“Yes, in love with their song Sunday Morning,” Hermione said.
“Meet Dean Merlin,” Scar said pointing at Dean.
“Hey Hermione were going to find another compartment,” Harry said looking over at Lena and Seamus.
“Don’t worry about them,” Rosaline said as they were in the last train cart snapped her fingers and expanded their compartment with the one across the corridor.
“How did you do that?” Hermione asked with wide eyes.
“Magic,” Rosaline said with a laugh making everyone not stunned or busy laugh.
“Ok rumor or fact did you sleep with Victor Krum?” Dean asked looking at Rosaline.
“Rumor, Did you really play the entire Berlin show naked,” Rosaline asked.
“Fact,” Dean said.
“Go Dean! Go Dean!” Scar and Rosaline chanted while high fiving.
“I think Dee is ready to kill someone,” Dean said seeing the murderous look in Dee’s eyes.
“Dee no fan girl-ing,” Rosaline said and ended the spell.
“You do realize this is war now,” Dee growled.
“Bring it, Lena and I trounced you and Scar the last time.” Rosaline smirked.
“If you and Lena are in any house but Slytherin I will be shocked.” Dean said conversationally.
“You’re just saying that because of my Patronus,” Rosaline said with a roll of her eyes as the whistle blew, “Wake me when we get to school.”
“Dramamine,” Scar asked.
“Yep,” Rosaline said popping a tablet into her mouth and dry swallowing it. Not two minutes was quietly snoring with her head on Dean’s lap and her feet on Scar’s.
“Don’t you two have Prefect meeting to go to?” Dean asked looking at Ron and Hermione.
“Sorry Harry,” Ron mumbled and left with Hermione.
“Dean how did you become a rock star,” Harry asked picking up the discarded magazine to see The Merlins gracing the cover.
Dean started a long and terribly funny story about a Muggle karaoke bar, fake IDs and way too much beer.
“That sounds like Tokyo this past tour,” Scar said thoughtfully.
“Oh God, do you remember the Fugu debacle?” Dee asked with a laugh.
“You are never going to let Joey forget that,” Dean said with a sigh.
“Nope, how is Joey doing?” Dee asked with a dreamy smile.
“He’s good going back to Eton,” Dean said with a knowing smirk.
“What are weekends like at Hogwarts?” Dee asked.
“Boring unless there is a Quidditch match or Hogsmead weekend,”
Dee made a thoughtful noise and smirked tapping her bottom of her lip with a finger.
“I don’t think you-know-who is going to want Hogwarts after the four of you get through with it.” Dean said thinking of the horrors that were about to be inflected upon Hogwarts.
“Excellent,” Scar and Dee said in an almost perfect imitation of Monty Burns.
“I want my mummy,” Dean bemoaned Harry looked on worried.
“Lena! You have the record for longest snog could you get a room all ready!” Dee huffed as Lena and Seamus landed in her lap.
“Sorry sis,” Lena said with a giggle and went back to making out with Seamus.
“Is she always like that?” Harry asked eyes wide.
“Sadly she has no shame,” Dee said with a sigh glaring at Lena.
“Gryffindor,” Dean mumbled with a roll of his eyes.
“What house do you think I’ll be in?” Scar asked.
“I’ve always thought Hufflepuff but I think you’d get bored without the insanity in your life,” Dean said looking at Lena and Rosaline.
“I’m ok wherever the hat puts me as long as I can get my homework done on time,” Dee said with a shrug.
“Ravenclaw,” Dean said with a nod of his head.
“You really see Lena and Rosaline in Slytherin?” Sam asked and bit her lip.
“I really can see Rosaline there. Lena could be in either Slytherin or Gryffindor I’m putting money on Gryffindor, God help us all if she is and hangs out with Fred and George.” Dean said with a sigh.
“What about Slytherin’s reputation,” Scar asked worried for her little sister.
“It is what it is,” Dean said with a shrug, “you know Rosaline she’ll take it by storm.”
“I just don’t want her to be hurt she puts on a good front,” Scar said brushing the hair out of Rosaline’s eyes.
“She can always choose where to go,” Harry said speaking up.
“What?” Dean, Scar, and Dee asked.
“She can choose which house she wants to be in, I did,” Harry said and bit his lip as he stared at Rosaline.
“What house did you choose not to go in?” Scar asked.
“Slytherin,”
“Is it really that bad?” Dee asked looking worried for her sister. Harry looked torn at the prospect of his mother’s twin being in Slytherin or telling the truth.
“Please Harry,” Dean said softly.
“I wonder at times what it would have been like if I had let the hat place me in Slytherin instead of choosing Gryffindor. At the same time I know Gryffindor is home for me. The Slytherin’s as Dean can agree with me tend to be very uptight. They are stuck up tossers who hate all Muggle borns and half bloods.” Harry said his hands clenching.
“Tell them the worst part of it Harry,” Dean said stroking Rosaline’s hair.
“They are the servants of Voldemort.” Harry said with resignation.
“Isn’t Voldemort dead?” Scar asked with a confused look on her face.
“No, he was resurrected back in June,” Harry said.
“You’re lying,” Dee said fear in her eyes.
“I watch him come back to life after a classmate was murder and blood was taken from me!” Harry yelled. Making the windows rattle as the lights flickered. Rosaline turned over and shivered.
Scar and Dee looked at each other conversing silently Dee’s hands went up as if to yell at Scar. Scar raised an eyebrow with a sigh. Dee shook her head as Scar nodded with a resignation on her face.
“What are you two talking about?” Dean asked.
“Rituals, the kind that can bring back the dead,” Darcy said with a sigh.
“How would you two know about them? They aren’t taught in school.” Dean said.
“Well we have never been to school, but we were home schooled by Jack Cougar.” Scar said.
“The scary looking head of your security,” Dean asked eyes wide.
“Former Navy SEAL, Wizard and our teacher.” Dee said.
“What rituals did he teach you?” Harry asked.
“About many but there are very few resurrection rituals and they traditionally blow up in your face. The only one that is quote stable unquote, is the Flesh, Bone, Blood ritual,” Scar said and watch Harry’s eye widen in shock, “well shit.”
Darcy and Scarlett had their silent conversation to the background noise of Lena and Seamus’ epic snog session.
“Are we there yet?” Rosaline sleep deepened voice rose up from Dean’s lap.
“We still have several hours before we reach Hogsmead, but did you have a good nap?” Dean asked.
“I hate taking that stuff, I wish I wasn’t allergic to the wasp wings,” Rosaline said rolling over to see Lena still making out.
Leaning down to grab anything to throw at Lena; Rosaline smirked picking up Dee’s copy of North American Almanac: 1850-1950, tossing it at her sister as she yelled, “Oi oh blond one do you think it’s time to take a break, Jesus, Marry and Josef.”
“Ouch fuck,” Lena yelled the book having hit Seamus who in turned bit Lena’s tongue. At the shout Dee and Scar looked up to see Rosaline, Dean, and Harry laughing while blood steamed from Lena’s mouth. Darcy joined Rosaline in laughing at their sister while Scar being the oldest went to go help Lena.
“He bit my tongue,” Lena screamed it was garbled as Seamus yelled his sorry. The door opened to show a red head girl, a blond round faced boy just starting to lose his baby fat in his cheeks and a blond haired girl with far away eyes.
“There you are Harry we’ve been looking for you since we left the train station!” The red head said throwing herself at Harry to give him a hug.
“Sorry Ginny,” Harry said awkwardly hugging the small girl back.
“Girlfriend, Harry?” Rosaline asked with a smirk.
“No,” Harry said quickly as Ginny said, “It’s not like that.”
“I’m kidding, I’m Rosaline Addams, the blond is Lena to one trying to reattach her tongue is Scarlett, and the one laughing like a loon is Darcy.” Rosaline said, “grab a spot, we have plenty of room.”
“Who is reading this?” the blond boy asked picking up the books Rosaline had thrown at Lena.
“That is mine,” Dee said with a smile and asked, “Do you like gardening, Mr…?”
“Longbottom, Neville Longbottom,” Neville said sitting down next to Darcy.
“Well, Mr. Longbottom,” Darcy started as Neville stuttered, “Just Neville is fine.”
“Neville,” Darcy said and smiled as the two talked about plants.
“Just leave me alone Seamus,” Lena yelled once her tongue was fixed crossing her arms with a huff to look out the window.
“Ladies and gents a new world record for the fastest hook-up and break-up at three hours twenty-two minuets goes to Lena Addams and Seamus Finnigan.” Scar drawled.
“I thought I still held that record at fifteen minutes with Nick Carter,” Rosaline said.
“No remember there is a distinction between sex in a coat closet and making out, you still hold the record for the fastest hook-up at twelve minutes with Timberlake.” Scar said.
“What in the bloody hell are you?” Ginny asked mouth hanging open.
“Pop stars, and you are?” Rosaline asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Sorry Rosaline, this is Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood and you remember Neville.” Dean said with a laugh.
“Pop stars at Hogwarts?” Ginny asked confused.
“We’re Morgana,” Scar and Rosaline said together.
“Morgana, The Morgana?” Ginny asked.
“Yes,” Scar said tensing just in case Ginny turned into some kind of psycho fan.
“My roommate Jamie Bell, is never going to believe me!” Ginny said with a laugh, “You are her favorite band.”
“You know what that means oh sister of mine,” Rosaline said with an evil smirk.
“Oh,” Scarlett said with a raised eyebrow.
“We have to introduce ourselves properly,” Rosaline said her smirk changing into a full blown smile.
“What are you two talking about?” Lena asked still ignoring Seamus.
“Starting the school year off right,” Rosaline said flicking both of her eyebrows up.
“The going to get in trouble before school starts kinda right,” Lena asked.
“Oh dear God,” Dean said with a sigh when Scarlett and Rosaline nodded. Harry just looked at the four American witches and asked,
“What are you going to do?”
“What we do best,” Lena said with a smirk as Rosaline got Dee.