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Post by kohane on Nov 8, 2011 16:22:44 GMT -8
Title: On A Stick Rating: PG-13 Warning: Suggestive themes....VERY suggestive themes. Word Count: 207 Summary: That boy might as well be on a pole in a muggle strip joint
Sin on a stick. That's quite literally what he was. Potter looked absolutely sinful as he rode around the pitch on his Firebolt, sliding forward slightly to move faster, and back to move slower, tilting to the right slight to turn right, and the same to turn left. Then as he broke into a spiral as he soared upwards into the sky he looked as erotic as a professional pole dancer in a muggle strip joint.
Oh how he wanted some stray wind, to just violently rip Potters clothing from his petite seeker body. Or better yet, it become so warm that he must gradually throughout the game strip down to his undergarments, so that he, Lucius Malfoy, may ogle and admire his shining sweat soaked skin while he continues to slide up and down on that luckiest of broomsticks, he calls his Firebolt.
As his pants become tighter and tighter, Potter catches the snitch right out from under his own sons nose, and while outwardly he was angry that his son DARE lose to a Potter, on the inside he was dancing with joy, joy that Potter, his secret...interest, won the game, and joy that he can now quickly leave and find the nearest lavatory.
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Post by Rachael on Nov 8, 2011 16:26:18 GMT -8
*brain implodes* I love you. I love this..I love everything in this thread! *imploded brain oozes out nostrils and ears* ;D
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Post by kohane on Nov 8, 2011 16:28:43 GMT -8
lmao I'm SOOOO glad you wrote it. I'd been trying to think of something for Lucius Malfoy but I couldn't come up with anything. At first this was gonna be Draco Malfoy's POV, then I decided Snape, but then I was all like NO! MAKE IT LUCIUS MALFOY! and that's what we get out of it! lmao I'm SUCH a Spazz today! lol :}
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Post by Rachael on Nov 8, 2011 16:30:26 GMT -8
Wrote it I'm not following you...Lol
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Post by kohane on Nov 8, 2011 16:54:15 GMT -8
lol I'm such a spazz that I wrote the wrong thing lol I think I was trying to say "I'm glad you read it" lol
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Post by Rachael on Nov 8, 2011 16:55:11 GMT -8
Lmao Spazz indeed! Lol *pokes you*
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Post by Elienp on Nov 8, 2011 22:10:38 GMT -8
Lucius Malfoy xD I'd have never thought of him, well done !
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Post by jazzyjess on Nov 8, 2011 22:42:32 GMT -8
Ooh, Lucius, that bad boy Nicely done.
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Post by kohane on Nov 10, 2011 7:55:18 GMT -8
XD thanks
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Post by Bec on Nov 10, 2011 17:17:09 GMT -8
Oh wow. Lucius from a very Potter musical just sprung to mind Well done
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Post by Zoe on Nov 11, 2011 0:57:53 GMT -8
Great fic!! I loved it ;D
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Post by kohane on Nov 11, 2011 7:37:35 GMT -8
Yay! I'm glad so many people like this one *big grin*
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