Post by kohane on Nov 8, 2011 15:26:43 GMT -8
Title: Chaffing
Rating: PG
Warnings: little bit of language and talk of the private anatomy
Word Count: 200
Summary: Chaffing effing sucks!
Harry loved flying. He loved his broom, Quidditch, everything. He loved soaring through the air, his broom lifting him off the ground and allowing him to be free from Gravity's control. Whether he was soaring up in the clouds or mere inches from the ground, just the fact that his feet aren't touching the ground, makes him feel free. There was just one thing he simply couldn't STAND about flying.
Chaffing. EVERY time he got on his broom, things were great, he felt free and wonderful, and the longer the practice the better, however it was afterwards that was the problem. The Quidditch players uniform doesn't usually give much protection for "that area" other than a few layers of cloth. Therefore after EVERY practice and every game, Harry suffered from some massive chaffing. Sure ointments had helped and even wearing extra undergarments had helped some, but because he slides around on his firebolt so much, naturally in order to control his speed and trajectory not for any erotic reason you pervs, even that doesn't help much and by the end of practices or games, he's horribly chafed.
He should write a letter to someone about this....cause chaffing effing sucks!
Rating: PG
Warnings: little bit of language and talk of the private anatomy
Word Count: 200
Summary: Chaffing effing sucks!
Harry loved flying. He loved his broom, Quidditch, everything. He loved soaring through the air, his broom lifting him off the ground and allowing him to be free from Gravity's control. Whether he was soaring up in the clouds or mere inches from the ground, just the fact that his feet aren't touching the ground, makes him feel free. There was just one thing he simply couldn't STAND about flying.
Chaffing. EVERY time he got on his broom, things were great, he felt free and wonderful, and the longer the practice the better, however it was afterwards that was the problem. The Quidditch players uniform doesn't usually give much protection for "that area" other than a few layers of cloth. Therefore after EVERY practice and every game, Harry suffered from some massive chaffing. Sure ointments had helped and even wearing extra undergarments had helped some, but because he slides around on his firebolt so much, naturally in order to control his speed and trajectory not for any erotic reason you pervs, even that doesn't help much and by the end of practices or games, he's horribly chafed.
He should write a letter to someone about this....cause chaffing effing sucks!
I'm sorry for making you feel that way. It wasn't my intention. 
Just as I have no intention to hide it from you. I think you would rather know how I feel, than to be unknowing and have me stewing in damaged pride stew or something 
