Post by maraudersrule97 on Nov 11, 2011 11:58:14 GMT -8
Title: How To Make Girls Swoon
Rating: PG
Word Count: 293
Warnings: I don't think there are any.
Summary: James Potter writes a list.
1) When your flying around during a Quidditch game, try and find a time to wink or flirt with them. Girls love that, and nine out of ten times they will swoon (and, yes, I am speaking from personal experience here).
I say nine out of ten, because Lily Evans refuses to look at me, unless she's rolling her eyes or telling me how much she hates my guts (she likes to play hard-to-get, but I know deep down she loves me . . . really deep down, but I feel the love all the same!).
2) If you're a chaser, tell her "This goals for you, babe" and then make sure you actually score the next goal. (It's very embarrassing when you miss, trust me.)
3) When your best friend tries to be helpful (key word being tries!) and hits a bludger at the woman you love, jump in the way and protect her. I swear, every girl in the stands will swoon, except for the girl you saved, of course. She's too busy yelling at you to get your strong, hot, Quidditch muscles off of her (okay, she didn't really say that, but she was thinking it).
4) Get your best friend to say into the announcers microphone: "Lily Evans, I love you so much. Will you please be my girlfriend?" Just make sure you say it's from you, otherwise she thinks your best friend is the one asking, and she says yes!
Stupid Remus.
5) Just try to be like me. All girls love me.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 293
Warnings: I don't think there are any.
Summary: James Potter writes a list.
How To Make Girls Swoon By Being a World Famous Quidditch Player.
A List by James Potter
A List by James Potter
1) When your flying around during a Quidditch game, try and find a time to wink or flirt with them. Girls love that, and nine out of ten times they will swoon (and, yes, I am speaking from personal experience here).
I say nine out of ten, because Lily Evans refuses to look at me, unless she's rolling her eyes or telling me how much she hates my guts (she likes to play hard-to-get, but I know deep down she loves me . . . really deep down, but I feel the love all the same!).
2) If you're a chaser, tell her "This goals for you, babe" and then make sure you actually score the next goal. (It's very embarrassing when you miss, trust me.)
3) When your best friend tries to be helpful (key word being tries!) and hits a bludger at the woman you love, jump in the way and protect her. I swear, every girl in the stands will swoon, except for the girl you saved, of course. She's too busy yelling at you to get your strong, hot, Quidditch muscles off of her (okay, she didn't really say that, but she was thinking it).
4) Get your best friend to say into the announcers microphone: "Lily Evans, I love you so much. Will you please be my girlfriend?" Just make sure you say it's from you, otherwise she thinks your best friend is the one asking, and she says yes!
Stupid Remus.
5) Just try to be like me. All girls love me.
