Post by Crystal on Nov 22, 2011 19:49:26 GMT -8
Title: Reasons (II)
Rating: G
Word Count: 127
Warnings: none.
Summary: Lily is annoyed.
Five Reasons Why Lily Evans Does Not Like James Potter
1. His whole life revolves around quidditch. Unless he plans to be a professional quidditch player, there needs to be some other ambitions. I recommend focus in the classroom area…
2. He intentionally ruffles his hair so it looks like he just hopped off his broomstick. He may find it difficult to believe, but most girls actually prefer a well-groomed appearance. Well, at least occasionally, anyway.
3. He’s a bully. Most of his friends are bullies. Personally, I think he was sorted into the wrong house.
4. He receives consistent Outstandings in Defence Against the Dark Arts without trying. I don’t think he even purchased the textbook this year.
5. He announced that he’s extremely handsome. Twice.
Rating: G
Word Count: 127
Warnings: none.
Summary: Lily is annoyed.
Five Reasons Why Lily Evans Does Not Like James Potter
1. His whole life revolves around quidditch. Unless he plans to be a professional quidditch player, there needs to be some other ambitions. I recommend focus in the classroom area…
2. He intentionally ruffles his hair so it looks like he just hopped off his broomstick. He may find it difficult to believe, but most girls actually prefer a well-groomed appearance. Well, at least occasionally, anyway.
3. He’s a bully. Most of his friends are bullies. Personally, I think he was sorted into the wrong house.
4. He receives consistent Outstandings in Defence Against the Dark Arts without trying. I don’t think he even purchased the textbook this year.
5. He announced that he’s extremely handsome. Twice.
