Post by Kaitee on Oct 21, 2011 11:32:01 GMT -8
Title: Pranks Part One
Rating: PG
Word Count: 249
Warning: I don't know if this counts as a warning but this would take place somewhere during Goblet of Fire.
Summary: Percy writes Fred and George to tell them they crossed the line and explain that they need to buck up before their final year of school.
Fred and George,
Thank you so very much for you package. If you cannot tell I am being sarcastic, something you are very familiar with. Your little prank exploded all over my desk ruining all of the reports I had been working on for months. If you did not understand what that means it means I am now exactly three months and two days behind on my work. So, thank you very much. More sarcasm. Do you think you both for once in your lives can act like the mature adults you are suppose to be? Soon you will no longer be a student at Hogwarts. Soon you will need to join the working class and there is no tolerance for pranks and joking around. It is serious business having a job and the both of you will never get anywhere if you do not start taking things seriously. Your owl results are horrendous so perhaps you could put away the pranks, for good, and start studying so you can scrape together a decent mark this year. I am only trying to help you both. I am giving you a hard dose of reality, you both need to change your ways or you will fail in the real world.
I suppose I should quit writing since I have months of work to tend to, once again thank you so much for this. Take my advice, put away the pranks.
Yours Truly,
Percy Weasley
Personal assistant to Barty Crouch Sr
Edit: 10 Points Awarded by Jess, 12/14/11.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 249
Warning: I don't know if this counts as a warning but this would take place somewhere during Goblet of Fire.
Summary: Percy writes Fred and George to tell them they crossed the line and explain that they need to buck up before their final year of school.
Fred and George,
Thank you so very much for you package. If you cannot tell I am being sarcastic, something you are very familiar with. Your little prank exploded all over my desk ruining all of the reports I had been working on for months. If you did not understand what that means it means I am now exactly three months and two days behind on my work. So, thank you very much. More sarcasm. Do you think you both for once in your lives can act like the mature adults you are suppose to be? Soon you will no longer be a student at Hogwarts. Soon you will need to join the working class and there is no tolerance for pranks and joking around. It is serious business having a job and the both of you will never get anywhere if you do not start taking things seriously. Your owl results are horrendous so perhaps you could put away the pranks, for good, and start studying so you can scrape together a decent mark this year. I am only trying to help you both. I am giving you a hard dose of reality, you both need to change your ways or you will fail in the real world.
I suppose I should quit writing since I have months of work to tend to, once again thank you so much for this. Take my advice, put away the pranks.
Yours Truly,
Percy Weasley
Personal assistant to Barty Crouch Sr
Operation Poufsouffle
Edit: 10 Points Awarded by Jess, 12/14/11.