Post by Lilac on Oct 22, 2011 17:06:50 GMT -8
Title: The Diary of Sirius Orion Black 2
Rating: PG
Word Count: 681
Summary: Sirius' diary from the beginning of the Marauders' 6th year at Hogwarts.
Written for Operation Poufsouffle!
The Dairy of Sirius Orion Black 2
So, my dearest friend!
OI!!
Just ignore him darling. I’ve decided you’re a girl, by the way. It just seemed... right.
Getting in touch with you feminine side Padfoot?
You mean like you do every day getting whipped by Lillians?
...Whipped. I wouldn’t mind that actually.
Mind out of the gutter Prongs! This is mydairy journal you’re talking to!
You do know a dairy is an inanimate object, don’t you Paddy?
Don’t listen to him, my precious. Uncle Paddy will look after you.
Okay, this is creeping me out. I’m going to go now. Don’t forget the Marauder meeting is in 15 minutes!
Well, mydia Journal, a lot has happened since I last got to talk to you. James and I have already earned ourselves six months worth of detentions and it’s only been a week! Slughorn said that was a new record! What did we get this detention for I hear you ask? That’s for me to know and you to find out, I’m afraid. Okay, I can’t resist showing off my amazing pranking skills. Although, I guess it was Moony who was the mastermind behind this whole plan but for some reason he never seems to get in trouble with any of the professors for doing it.
That’s because I’m not stupid enough to get caught Padfoot.
I reckon it’s just because I’m so utterly brilliant that they can’t wait to try and catch me at it, hence giving me a slight disadvantage.Our Moony’s plan was simple but brilliant. All we had to do was:
• Get out of Gryffindor Common room under the invisibility cloak and without the Fat Lady finding out because apparently she’s really pissed off at me for some reason. I couldn’t imagine why!
• Oh, and it was only Prongs and I because that cloak’s really too small.
• Sneak into to Slughorn’s top-secret, okay, not-so-top-secret supply cupboard.
• Find a flask of polyjuice potion.
• Get caught by Filtch.
• Hide the flask from Filtch.
• Get 6 months worth of detention from a suspicious Slughorn.
• Get escorted back to the Gryffindor Common Room.
• Wait until the next morning.
• Get James to drink the polyjuice potion with some of Snape’s hair in it (eugh, I’m glad that wasn’t my job!)
• Knock Snivellus out and stuff him in some broom cupboard we found on the seventh floor.
• Get James to walk into the Great Hall and to admit to everyone there that he was gay.
• Laugh.
So all in all it was a fairly successful plan by us brilliant marauders. And as a bonus Snivellus didn’t appear in class for the next three days! Everyone thought he was too embarrassed to show his face. Moony felt a bit sorry for him after a while and tried to look on the map to see where he was, but he couldn’t find him so we dragged him out with us to play quidditch instead.
Another important event that happened at the start of the year was us marauders setting up the annual “How Many Times Has Prongs Asked Lily Out This Year?” tally in the middle of Gryffindor Common room. We all had a good laugh when Moony finished the enchantment and the tally changed to show 59 already! I actually felt a little sorry for Evans having to put up with that for the whole train trip. Not that sorry though, all of us marauders (minus Prongs) think it’s absolutely hilarious to watch James trying to win over Evans’ heart; definitely worth all the curses from that fiery redhead. And guess what? James has promised me that I will be named godfather to their first born child! That kid’s going to be one lucky girl. I say girl because James is convinced that she’s going to be a beautiful redheaded girl. I don’t really care, to be honest, as long as he or she can play quidditch well!
I’ve got to go now darling, but I’ll write again soon!
Rating: PG
Word Count: 681
Summary: Sirius' diary from the beginning of the Marauders' 6th year at Hogwarts.
Written for Operation Poufsouffle!
So, my dearest friend!
OI!!
Just ignore him darling. I’ve decided you’re a girl, by the way. It just seemed... right.
Getting in touch with you feminine side Padfoot?
You mean like you do every day getting whipped by Lillians?
...Whipped. I wouldn’t mind that actually.
Mind out of the gutter Prongs! This is my
You do know a dairy is an inanimate object, don’t you Paddy?
Don’t listen to him, my precious. Uncle Paddy will look after you.
Okay, this is creeping me out. I’m going to go now. Don’t forget the Marauder meeting is in 15 minutes!
Well, my
That’s because I’m not stupid enough to get caught Padfoot.
I reckon it’s just because I’m so utterly brilliant that they can’t wait to try and catch me at it, hence giving me a slight disadvantage.
• Get out of Gryffindor Common room under the invisibility cloak and without the Fat Lady finding out because apparently she’s really pissed off at me for some reason. I couldn’t imagine why!
• Oh, and it was only Prongs and I because that cloak’s really too small.
• Sneak into to Slughorn’s top-secret, okay, not-so-top-secret supply cupboard.
• Find a flask of polyjuice potion.
• Get caught by Filtch.
• Hide the flask from Filtch.
• Get 6 months worth of detention from a suspicious Slughorn.
• Get escorted back to the Gryffindor Common Room.
• Wait until the next morning.
• Get James to drink the polyjuice potion with some of Snape’s hair in it (eugh, I’m glad that wasn’t my job!)
• Knock Snivellus out and stuff him in some broom cupboard we found on the seventh floor.
• Get James to walk into the Great Hall and to admit to everyone there that he was gay.
• Laugh.
So all in all it was a fairly successful plan by us brilliant marauders. And as a bonus Snivellus didn’t appear in class for the next three days! Everyone thought he was too embarrassed to show his face. Moony felt a bit sorry for him after a while and tried to look on the map to see where he was, but he couldn’t find him so we dragged him out with us to play quidditch instead.
Another important event that happened at the start of the year was us marauders setting up the annual “How Many Times Has Prongs Asked Lily Out This Year?” tally in the middle of Gryffindor Common room. We all had a good laugh when Moony finished the enchantment and the tally changed to show 59 already! I actually felt a little sorry for Evans having to put up with that for the whole train trip. Not that sorry though, all of us marauders (minus Prongs) think it’s absolutely hilarious to watch James trying to win over Evans’ heart; definitely worth all the curses from that fiery redhead. And guess what? James has promised me that I will be named godfather to their first born child! That kid’s going to be one lucky girl. I say girl because James is convinced that she’s going to be a beautiful redheaded girl. I don’t really care, to be honest, as long as he or she can play quidditch well!
I’ve got to go now darling, but I’ll write again soon!