Post by Zoe on Oct 20, 2011 23:11:46 GMT -8
Title: Romania
Rating: G
Word Count:413
Warnings (if any): None that I can think of.
Summary: Charlie tells Bill something he shouldn't have.
Written for Operation Poufsouffle!
Bill,
You have to do something about your new girl. She’s driving mum bonkers, and mum is driving me bonkers. Ginny has been complaining about her to. Do something, or I will.
Charlie.
Charlie,
If your that bothered by it then don’t read the letters, idiot.
Bill.
Ps. In case that wasn’t clear enough, that was my way of telling you that I will NOT be doing anything about Fleur.
Ginny,
I think I may have... upset... Bill. You might want to hide.
Charlie
Charlie,
Was that your way of saying that you TOLD Bill what I said about Phlegm? When he kills me I’m coming after you.
Ginny.
Fred and George,
Mum told me that Ginny was staying with you two? I went by yesterday but nobody was there.
Bill
Bill,
What kind of brothers would we be if we told you that?
Gred and Forge.
Fred and George,
The kind of brothers that I wouldn’t need to thrash.
Bill.
Charlie,
This is all your fault, so you better get over here and fix it. We don’t care that you’re in Romania, Bill is on a rampage defending his lady love’s honour and we need backup!
Gred and Forge.
Fred and George,
There is no way I’m barmy enough to head home right now. I don’t have a death wish, remember I have Ginny after me right now too!
Charlie
Charlie,
If you won’t come to us then we’re coming to you.
Ginny.
PS. Yes, that was a threat.
Ginny,
Don’t you dare! Mom won’t just kill you lot, she’ll come after me!
Charlie.
Bill,
Did you manage to get a hold of Ginny over at Fred and George’s the other day dear? I couldn’t get a hold of them.
Mum.
Ron,
Where are the Twins and Ginny?
Bill.
Bill,
There is no way I’m getting involved in this.
Ron.
PS. I don’t have a death wish.
Ginny,
Bill is on to you guys, and mum is going spare. You better take me with you, there is no way I’m staying here to deal with mum alone.
Ron.
Mum,
I’ve found them. And well, it’s a long story. But the good news is we’re all alright! Turns out they were just visiting Charlie.
Bill.
Bill, Charlie, Fred, George, Ron, and Ginny,
Are you telling me that you are all in ROMANIA?! If you are not all home, AND THAT INCLUDES YOU CHARLIE, by dinner then I will come get you myself!
Mum.
Rating: G
Word Count:413
Warnings (if any): None that I can think of.
Summary: Charlie tells Bill something he shouldn't have.
Written for Operation Poufsouffle!
Bill,
You have to do something about your new girl. She’s driving mum bonkers, and mum is driving me bonkers. Ginny has been complaining about her to. Do something, or I will.
Charlie.
Charlie,
If your that bothered by it then don’t read the letters, idiot.
Bill.
Ps. In case that wasn’t clear enough, that was my way of telling you that I will NOT be doing anything about Fleur.
Ginny,
I think I may have... upset... Bill. You might want to hide.
Charlie
Charlie,
Was that your way of saying that you TOLD Bill what I said about Phlegm? When he kills me I’m coming after you.
Ginny.
Fred and George,
Mum told me that Ginny was staying with you two? I went by yesterday but nobody was there.
Bill
Bill,
What kind of brothers would we be if we told you that?
Gred and Forge.
Fred and George,
The kind of brothers that I wouldn’t need to thrash.
Bill.
Charlie,
This is all your fault, so you better get over here and fix it. We don’t care that you’re in Romania, Bill is on a rampage defending his lady love’s honour and we need backup!
Gred and Forge.
Fred and George,
There is no way I’m barmy enough to head home right now. I don’t have a death wish, remember I have Ginny after me right now too!
Charlie
Charlie,
If you won’t come to us then we’re coming to you.
Ginny.
PS. Yes, that was a threat.
Ginny,
Don’t you dare! Mom won’t just kill you lot, she’ll come after me!
Charlie.
Bill,
Did you manage to get a hold of Ginny over at Fred and George’s the other day dear? I couldn’t get a hold of them.
Mum.
Ron,
Where are the Twins and Ginny?
Bill.
Bill,
There is no way I’m getting involved in this.
Ron.
PS. I don’t have a death wish.
Ginny,
Bill is on to you guys, and mum is going spare. You better take me with you, there is no way I’m staying here to deal with mum alone.
Ron.
Mum,
I’ve found them. And well, it’s a long story. But the good news is we’re all alright! Turns out they were just visiting Charlie.
Bill.
Bill, Charlie, Fred, George, Ron, and Ginny,
Are you telling me that you are all in ROMANIA?! If you are not all home, AND THAT INCLUDES YOU CHARLIE, by dinner then I will come get you myself!
Mum.