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Post by maraudersrule97 on Oct 22, 2011 12:39:07 GMT -8
Title: Helpful Hagatha (III) Rating: PG Word Count: 218 Warnings: Mentions of bullying and kissing. Summary: Lily Evans writes to Hagatha.
Dear Helpful Hagatha,
I kissed him. I kissed the one bloke I've hated since my very first year at Hogwart's. And I don't know why I did it. He was just standing there, in front of me, running his hand through his already messed up hair (which is another thing that annoys me about him. I mean, does he have to always look like he just stepped off a broomstick?), and I . . . I reached out and kissed him, smack on the lips.
Why would I do that? I HATE THE MAN! He's always been in love with me, and annoying me, and following me every where I go, and telling potential boyfriends of mine to back off, and then I go and kiss him. It's not like I like him, because I definitely don't! He's so annoying, and he's always bullying Slytherin's - not that I'm a huge Slytherin supporter, but it's just really annoying when he bullies them, because everything he does is annoying!
Oh, Merlin, what is wrong with me?
- Confused Kisser.
Dear Confused Kisser,
I think the question should be- was he a good snog? Because if he is, maybe you should do it again!
- Helpful Hagatha
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Post by Elienp on Oct 23, 2011 2:29:15 GMT -8
I can't stop laughing !
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Post by Fate on Oct 28, 2011 20:02:12 GMT -8
What great advice from Hagatha
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Post by phoenix on Oct 29, 2011 7:27:34 GMT -8
Hilarious Fic, it mad be laugh. Well Done!
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Crystal
Sixth Year
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Post by Crystal on Oct 29, 2011 9:56:55 GMT -8
LOL! Excellent advice for her.
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