Crystal
Sixth Year
♥ Proud Gryffindor ♥
Posts: 617
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Post by Crystal on Oct 22, 2011 13:49:09 GMT -8
Title: Helpful Hagatha (XIV) Rating: G Word count: 108 Warnings: none Summary: Helpful Hagatha, the sometimes helpful sometimes not witch of Witch Weekly!
Dear Helpful Hagatha,
I need to help someone in danger. Terrible things are about to begin happening at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Terrible things –
He must be warned. But I can’t, I don’t know how I can without my masters –
He’s so important to the magical community. He must be warned –
How do I keep a student away from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
- Scared Servant
Dear Scared Servant,
You could make the student want to stay at home, or convince his parents to keep him home. If all else fails, get him expelled. Or severely injure him.
- Helpful Hagatha
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gear
Sixth Year
"What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?" ~Calvin and Hobbes
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Post by gear on Oct 22, 2011 13:58:48 GMT -8
Hagatha is definitely beginning to grow on me.
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Post by phoenix on Oct 22, 2011 14:19:12 GMT -8
I agree with gear. Good advice once again!
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Post by Elienp on Oct 23, 2011 2:42:09 GMT -8
Perhaps this advice shouldn't be followed.
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Post by maraudersrule97 on Oct 23, 2011 17:02:30 GMT -8
Hahahaha. Who gives advice to severly injure someone? Only Hagatha - but you have to love her.
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Post by Fate on Oct 24, 2011 21:10:15 GMT -8
Poor little Dobby! I can just imagine him banging his head while he writes this!
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