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Post by Fate on Oct 22, 2011 18:20:06 GMT -8
Tittle: Helpful Hagatha (I) Rating: G Word Count: 191 Summary: Helpful Hagatha, the sometimes helpful sometimes not witch of Witch Weekly!
Dear Helpful Hagatha
I am totally baffled by the inner workings of a woman's mind. There is this girl I have fancied for years, but she seems blind to my affections! I've tried everything. I've insulted her looks from her beautiful bushy hair to her enormous yet somehow erotic teeth to let her know I think she's beautiful, I've engaged in a constant battle of hexes and curses with her friends to make sure I am the only contender for her affections, and I've shown off and bragged every opportunity I get to let her know I would be able to provide for her in the future. Yet still she has no idea that all I want to do is sweep her off her feet (and NOT with my Nimbus 2001!) and take her back to my family manor to be my bride! What do I do?
- Foul Loathsome Evil Little Cockroach
Dear... Foul Loathsome Evil Little Cockroach,
What are you? A Muggle six-year-old? Girls don't like to be insulted or have their friends hexed and cursed or showoffs. Try a box of chocolates and some flowers instead.
- Helpful Hagatha
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Crystal
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Post by Crystal on Oct 22, 2011 18:52:49 GMT -8
oh my gosh. I am still laughing over this!! Draco's idea of winning Hermione over is just *perfect*. And the response is priceless!
*is still laughing*
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Post by phoenix on Oct 22, 2011 19:01:07 GMT -8
Funny is right, excellent job Fate!
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Post by Elienp on Oct 23, 2011 2:27:00 GMT -8
I love the answer xD Very well done
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