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Post by Fate on Oct 21, 2011 15:18:37 GMT -8
Title: S.P.E.W. Rating: PG Word Count: 212 Summary: Herminone tries to get Fudge to join S.P.E.W.
Dear Mr. Fudge,
I am writting to you to express my great disgust with the state of Elvish welefare in the magical community. The keeping of House Elves by wizards is nothing but poorly hidden slavery and it needs to end immediately.
I checked all the books on Elvish Enslavement in the library and even asked Professor Binns. There is currently there is no official regulations outlining the rights of House Elves. The conditions in which House Elves are expected to work is wretched! I mean honestly, dirty tea towels and pillow cases as garments?
They receive no wages, no vacations, no sick leave, no pension plans, and are completely vulnerable to mental and physical abuse by their so called 'Masters'. They are allowed absolutely no free will. They may not move freely, they may not speak freely, they may not even have children freely without their Master's permission!
Even Muggles know that slavery is wrong Mr. Fudge! How come wizards can't come to the same conclusion?
I have enclosed for you a S.P.E.W. badge (I paid the two sickles, you're welcome!). I hope that you will wear it and start acting to improve Elvish welfare.
Sincerely,
Hermione Granger,
Founder of the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare
Awarded 10 Points, by Jess, on November 2, 2011.
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Crystal
Sixth Year
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Post by Crystal on Oct 21, 2011 15:52:34 GMT -8
I have enclosed for you a S.P.E.W. badge (I paid the two sickles, you're welcome!). ^LOL, 'you're welcome' This whole piece was very Hermione. I can see this being canon! Awarded 5 Points, by Jess, on November 2, 2011.
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Bec
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Post by Bec on Oct 21, 2011 17:27:39 GMT -8
Very hermione indeed!! I did laugh at the end Oh Hermione and your elves... Awarded 5 Points, by Jess, on November 2, 2011.
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gear
Sixth Year
"What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?" ~Calvin and Hobbes
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Post by gear on Oct 21, 2011 19:01:00 GMT -8
^ This.
This is so, so Hermione.
Awarded 5 Points, by Jess, on November 2, 2011.
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Post by phoenix on Oct 21, 2011 19:19:43 GMT -8
Hermione would definitly write something like this. Very good Fate!!
Awarded 5 Points, by Jess, on November 2, 2011.
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ihavenoidea8
Fourth Year
"Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am."
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Post by ihavenoidea8 on Oct 21, 2011 21:39:19 GMT -8
Haha, this is great!
Awarded 5 Points, by Jess, on November 2, 2011.
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Post by Rachael on Oct 21, 2011 22:06:38 GMT -8
Lol This was excellent! Awarded 5 Points, by Jess, on November 2, 2011.
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Post by Elienp on Oct 21, 2011 22:51:37 GMT -8
That's totally something she'd have done! I like that she makes a comparison between muggles and wizards, I don't think fudge would appreciate it though
Awarded 5 Points, by Jess, on November 2, 2011.
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Post by maraudersrule97 on Oct 22, 2011 14:17:03 GMT -8
This sounds EXACTLY like Hermione. I can see her writing this. Great job, Fate! This is hilarious.
Awarded 5 Points, by Jess, on November 2, 2011. **review points cutoff
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Post by jazzyjess on Nov 2, 2011 17:25:24 GMT -8
LOL! I can totally just envision Fudge's face as he reads this!
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