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Post by maraudersrule97 on Nov 30, 2011 21:20:51 GMT -8
Title: Tips About Quidditch Rating: PG Word Count: 128 Warnings: Constant mentions of dragon poop. Summary: Fred and George write to their brother. A/N: My sister and I ate a little too much brown sugar, but this was so funny that I posted it.
Dearest Ronald,
Quidditch is a wizard sport. Sometimes you fall down. Sometimes you fall down in dragon poop. Sometimes you just can't get out of that dragon poop because it's so sticky, that you can't even move, or breathe because of the stench; and sometimes, you will die from sitting in the dragon poop too long.
When flying through the air, be cautious as to not fly into the dragons; especially the dragons that are pooping. As we have already explained to you, dragon poop is a dangerous thing and is at times, deadly.
We hope this helps you as you venture towards becoming a member of the Quidditch team.
Your favorite brothers,
Fred and George
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Post by Rachael on Dec 1, 2011 5:10:32 GMT -8
Lol Were they drunk when they wrote that? ;D Loved it! ;D
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Post by Elienp on Dec 3, 2011 10:23:39 GMT -8
What good advice ! ;D
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