Post by Bec on Oct 8, 2011 2:28:49 GMT -8
Title: Possibly the most awkward love letter ever
Rating: PG
Word Count: 585
Warnings (if any): none that i can think of. Besides Harry's horrible letter writing
Summary: Harry decides to unveil his feelings to Ginny in letter form.
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Ginny,
I just wanted to start off by saying that the beginning to a letter is possibly the hardest thing to write. So I'm just going to skip it? Completely. I think you should know that I've written 16 letters all of them too sappy or not to Ron's liking.
Really, why should I have to write a letter to you anyway? I am the chosen one aren't I? No but really half of the ones I wrote made me (or should I say Ron) gag.
Then I wrote one that was way too boyish according to Hermione. You girls are far too romantic I say and when we finally try to be Romantic you think we're corny. Ok this is borderline corny.
You're probably wondering what the point of this pointless and now lengthy letter about nothing is, eh?
By now your nose is probably scrunched up, your hazel eyes are most likely squinting in disapproval. Actually by now you've probably skipped all of this hubjub and is probably looking for some worthwhile words.
And yet I still haven't told you what this rubbish is about.
So it turns out that I know a lot about you Miss Weasley . From the way you like your breakfast, to your friends and even the Shampoo you like to use. (don't ask, it turns out it's quite easy to badger Hermione into telling/doing stuff for you if you annoy her enough) I'm not a stalker I swear (eyebrows down Ginevra!)
Remember that one time when you and Dean were going through the portrait hole and you got agitated at him for helping you through? Wait! Keep reading! I swear I'm not a stalker, kind of? Well ANYWAY point is I may or may not have been sneaking around that night and I may have bumped into you whilst trying to squeeze in behind you and Dean. Not that I regret the two of you breaking up but I guess I owe you somewhat of an apology?
Oh and remember Michael Corner? The douche that you were dating? Well Ron and I had been plotting ways to prove to you that it's no good to date Ravenclaws. But I think you handled that pretty nicely.
I know what you're thinking right now. You probably can work out the point of this letter, because your smart like that. But I still can't bring myself to say it, it's just too big. And there is no way I would be able to say it to you in person, because I would probably loose my nerve and turn around and run away. So much for the chosen one, eh?
Anyway point is I fancy you, there's no need to waste anymore parchment on Michael or Dean or senseless waffling.
Hermione?s agreed to slip this into a book, or shove it under your door. Oh dear she's just informed me that she will do nothing of the sort and she will just come right up to you and hand it to you. By which time I hope I'm nowhere to be seen. Please don't confront me about this rubbish letter (unless you storm into the boy's dorm and demand that I snog you like there?s no tomorrow). Ok ouch, Ron has just informed me that we are not allowed to have a physical relationship ever. We are allowed to look at each other I suppose.
But Ron's an idiot.
Harry.
p.s REALLY sorry for you having to have to read this letter.
Edit: 10 Points Awarded by Fate, 12/10/11.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 585
Warnings (if any): none that i can think of. Besides Harry's horrible letter writing
Summary: Harry decides to unveil his feelings to Ginny in letter form.
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Ginny,
I just wanted to start off by saying that the beginning to a letter is possibly the hardest thing to write. So I'm just going to skip it? Completely. I think you should know that I've written 16 letters all of them too sappy or not to Ron's liking.
Really, why should I have to write a letter to you anyway? I am the chosen one aren't I? No but really half of the ones I wrote made me (or should I say Ron) gag.
Then I wrote one that was way too boyish according to Hermione. You girls are far too romantic I say and when we finally try to be Romantic you think we're corny. Ok this is borderline corny.
You're probably wondering what the point of this pointless and now lengthy letter about nothing is, eh?
By now your nose is probably scrunched up, your hazel eyes are most likely squinting in disapproval. Actually by now you've probably skipped all of this hubjub and is probably looking for some worthwhile words.
And yet I still haven't told you what this rubbish is about.
So it turns out that I know a lot about you Miss Weasley . From the way you like your breakfast, to your friends and even the Shampoo you like to use. (don't ask, it turns out it's quite easy to badger Hermione into telling/doing stuff for you if you annoy her enough) I'm not a stalker I swear (eyebrows down Ginevra!)
Remember that one time when you and Dean were going through the portrait hole and you got agitated at him for helping you through? Wait! Keep reading! I swear I'm not a stalker, kind of? Well ANYWAY point is I may or may not have been sneaking around that night and I may have bumped into you whilst trying to squeeze in behind you and Dean. Not that I regret the two of you breaking up but I guess I owe you somewhat of an apology?
Oh and remember Michael Corner? The douche that you were dating? Well Ron and I had been plotting ways to prove to you that it's no good to date Ravenclaws. But I think you handled that pretty nicely.
I know what you're thinking right now. You probably can work out the point of this letter, because your smart like that. But I still can't bring myself to say it, it's just too big. And there is no way I would be able to say it to you in person, because I would probably loose my nerve and turn around and run away. So much for the chosen one, eh?
Anyway point is I fancy you, there's no need to waste anymore parchment on Michael or Dean or senseless waffling.
Hermione?s agreed to slip this into a book, or shove it under your door. Oh dear she's just informed me that she will do nothing of the sort and she will just come right up to you and hand it to you. By which time I hope I'm nowhere to be seen. Please don't confront me about this rubbish letter (unless you storm into the boy's dorm and demand that I snog you like there?s no tomorrow). Ok ouch, Ron has just informed me that we are not allowed to have a physical relationship ever. We are allowed to look at each other I suppose.
But Ron's an idiot.
Harry.
p.s REALLY sorry for you having to have to read this letter.
Edit: 10 Points Awarded by Fate, 12/10/11.