gear
Sixth Year
"What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?" ~Calvin and Hobbes
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Post by gear on Oct 1, 2011 20:53:42 GMT -8
Title: Space Pirates Rating: PG Warnings: Crack. Complete and utter crack. I feel unclean, that's how cracky it is. Summary: Space pirates attack Hogwarts. Again.
“All students must report to their house common room. I repeat, all students must report to their house common rooms immediately,” Professor McGonagall’s voice boomed through the Charms classroom. Ron, Hermione, and Harry exchanged looks, each ascertaining that none of the others knew what was going on either. Some of the students had already begun to exit the classroom; even after Lord Voldemort’s death, every witch and wizard in England was on tenterhooks, waiting for the other shoe to drop, and tensions were running high. If Harry strained his ears, he could already hear rumors beginning to form, everything from Lord Voldemort’s as of yet unknown offspring wreaking revenge to the giant squid attacking the castle.
As it turned out, the later wasn’t actually that far from the truth. Once all the Gryffindor students were properly assembled, they were informed, by a rather flustered McGonagall, that the school was currently under siege by pirates. Space pirates to be precise.
It was a mark of how abnormal their lives had been that the Golden Trio’s first reaction was a collective, “Oh no, not again.”
Awarded 50 Points, by Zoe, on October 5 2011.
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Post by jazzyjess on Oct 1, 2011 21:23:10 GMT -8
LOL! This one had me giggling. Cute piece of crack!fic
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Post by Elienp on Oct 2, 2011 6:12:21 GMT -8
Well done ! =)
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Post by Zoe on Oct 2, 2011 23:30:25 GMT -8
Great job!
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Lilac
Seventh Year
Operation Poufsoufle
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Post by Lilac on Oct 12, 2011 17:47:13 GMT -8
Hahaha, that was a very nice little crack!fic. I liked the last sentence very much!
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