Post by jazzyjess on Apr 24, 2012 20:03:10 GMT -8
Title: Hogwarts (1 of 2)
Rating: G
Word count: 272
Crossover: Cabin Pressure
Summary: Our favourite Cabin Crew (minus one lady owner) find themselves in a rather unusual location. Not Voldemort-compliant (treat the Potterverse as though there were no mad evil angry villains). Title follows the Cabin Pressure trend of naming episodes by where they take place.
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“Mayday, mayday, Golf Echo Romeo Tango India requesting immediate landing. Primary engine failure, suspected bird hit. Oh, come on, where’s the ATC? Mayday, mayday, Golf Echo Romeo Tango India requesting immediate landing, do you read?”
“I might be mistaken, Captain, but I have the slightest feeling the sat comm isn’t going to respond any quicker the louder you shout.”
“We have to land somewhere, Douglas, we’ve lost an engine! I can’t land just anywhere I please without clearance!”
“In this case, Martin, I rather think you can. But perhaps you’d better allow me. This is going to be a bumpy one.”
“No, I’m the captain, I can do it!”
“Well, if you insist –”
THMP scrrrrtchhh whmp thud
“Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, this is First Officer Douglas Richardson. On behalf of Captain Crieff and myself, I would like to welcome you to Kangaroo Terminal, where MJN Air is pleased to deliver a landing in spirit of the destination.”
“Yes, all right, thank you Douglas. Look, we’re on the ground –”
“– in the middle of nowhere, Scotland –”
“– and in one piece.
“Whatever you say, Captain. Shall we take a step outside and assess – though, from the sounds of it, we might not have a plane left to make an assessment of?"
[cabin door opens]
“Hallo Douglas, Skip – brilliant landing! Are we really at Kangaroo Terminal? Because – just wait til you hear this – there’s a castle. A castle. Right outside! If only Mum were here! She loves castles.”
“Yet another incredible item to add to my ever-growing list of Things Carolyn Loves Should I Ever Develop A Desire To Care.”
Rating: G
Word count: 272
Crossover: Cabin Pressure
Summary: Our favourite Cabin Crew (minus one lady owner) find themselves in a rather unusual location. Not Voldemort-compliant (treat the Potterverse as though there were no mad evil angry villains). Title follows the Cabin Pressure trend of naming episodes by where they take place.
-
“Mayday, mayday, Golf Echo Romeo Tango India requesting immediate landing. Primary engine failure, suspected bird hit. Oh, come on, where’s the ATC? Mayday, mayday, Golf Echo Romeo Tango India requesting immediate landing, do you read?”
“I might be mistaken, Captain, but I have the slightest feeling the sat comm isn’t going to respond any quicker the louder you shout.”
“We have to land somewhere, Douglas, we’ve lost an engine! I can’t land just anywhere I please without clearance!”
“In this case, Martin, I rather think you can. But perhaps you’d better allow me. This is going to be a bumpy one.”
“No, I’m the captain, I can do it!”
“Well, if you insist –”
THMP scrrrrtchhh whmp thud
“Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, this is First Officer Douglas Richardson. On behalf of Captain Crieff and myself, I would like to welcome you to Kangaroo Terminal, where MJN Air is pleased to deliver a landing in spirit of the destination.”
“Yes, all right, thank you Douglas. Look, we’re on the ground –”
“– in the middle of nowhere, Scotland –”
“– and in one piece.
“Whatever you say, Captain. Shall we take a step outside and assess – though, from the sounds of it, we might not have a plane left to make an assessment of?"
[cabin door opens]
“Hallo Douglas, Skip – brilliant landing! Are we really at Kangaroo Terminal? Because – just wait til you hear this – there’s a castle. A castle. Right outside! If only Mum were here! She loves castles.”
“Yet another incredible item to add to my ever-growing list of Things Carolyn Loves Should I Ever Develop A Desire To Care.”