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Post by Fate on Oct 22, 2011 18:40:26 GMT -8
Tittle: Helpful Hagatha (XXI) Rating: PG Word Count: 161 Summary: Helpful Hagatha, the sometimes helpful sometimes not witch of Witch Weekly!
Dear Helpful Hagatha,
I feel like I am entirely and unfairly misunderstood. You wouldn't believe some of the things I've been called! The wizard public has a right to know the truth (no matter how ugly and shocking) and I have selflessly dedicated my life to bringing this truth (through jinxs and curses) to the public. I do not make the news I merely report on it, so what if I have stretched the truth a teeny weeny bit here and there, who hasn't? No one wants to read boring news! Yet every time I write an article I seem to make another enemy and the name calling becomes the least of my worries. What am I to do, stop writing the truth?
- Misunderstood Attractive Blond
Dear Misunderstood Attractive Blond,
This is Rita Skeeter isn't it? Didn't you call my advice column "only fit for the lining owl cages"? Clearly you don't need or value my advice!
- Helpful Hagatha
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Post by phoenix on Oct 22, 2011 18:53:05 GMT -8
Yes, Hagatha got back at Rita. Funny and well written Fate; great job!
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Post by Elienp on Oct 23, 2011 2:45:52 GMT -8
Very well done !
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Crystal
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Post by Crystal on Oct 27, 2011 15:11:23 GMT -8
Hahaha!! I love when Rita gets what is so coming to her.
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