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Post by Fate on Oct 22, 2011 18:35:12 GMT -8
Tittle: LD: Helpful Hagatha (XX) Rating: PG Word Count: 120 Summary: Helpful Hagatha, the sometimes helpful sometimes not witch of Witch Weekly!
Dear Helpful Hagatha,
I have some fabulous items for sale, top quality and low prices. There are cauldrons, all sizes ranging from teacup to bathtub. All have magically reinforced anti-rust bottoms and are wizard made. If it's not cauldrons you're looking for perhaps it's Muggle Repelling Curtains! stop your nosy muggle neighbors from peeking in your windows! Maybe it's Reminding Pocket Watches you need? Never be late again with a pocket watch that will keep track of all important dates and keep your schedule organised! Perhaps a Chameleon Cloak? Blends in anywhere! Good as being invisible! All these and more available!
- Quality Goods from a Quality Wizard
Mundungus Fletcher stop using my column as free advertising!
- Helpful Hagatha
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Post by phoenix on Oct 22, 2011 18:38:05 GMT -8
Good job fate!
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Crystal
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Post by Crystal on Oct 22, 2011 19:02:57 GMT -8
From the first sentence I thought it must be him. Her response is simply epic!!
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Post by Elienp on Oct 23, 2011 2:45:17 GMT -8
Very funny
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