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Post by Fate on Oct 22, 2011 18:31:32 GMT -8
Tittle: LD: Helpful Hagatha (XIX) Rating: PG Word Count: 226 Summary: Helpful Hagatha, the sometimes helpful sometimes not witch of Witch Weekly! Special thanks to Claire who wrote Hagatha's response!
Dear Helpful Hagatha,
I don't know why I'm writing this to you since I've always thought you're a bit of a busy-body telling everyone what to do all the time, but I really do need some advice. See I'm trying to romance this woman, only I haven't done that much courting before. I don't know how to write a poem or what kind of flowers to bring her or if she'd prefer a moonlit walk along the lake to a supper in the Hogs Head. I'd really like it to make an impression on her, truth be told I don't get a lot of chances with ladies, but this one seems to be a perfect fit for me.
- Clueless Cupid
P.S. On another note you don't happen to know what Blast Ended Skrewts eat do you?
Dear Clueless Cupid,
First: Never take a lady to the Hogs Head, it's not suitable
Second: Why do all men write me with the same question? Just talk to her, let her see what a great person you are. If you two are as perfect as you say you will be then she won't need a romantic walk around the lake (although, it really couldn't hurt, right?).
- Helpful Hagatha
P.S. If this has anything to do with your date, then you should just stop trying now.
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Crystal
Sixth Year
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Post by Crystal on Oct 22, 2011 19:00:47 GMT -8
ohmygosh. What a perfect way to identify poor clueless Hagrid! Perfect response to him! *snickers*
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Post by Elienp on Oct 23, 2011 2:51:57 GMT -8
Hagrid is only a man after all
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